Haywire

0.5/5

I really don't see why people are so impressed with this movie. It's boring, the action is nothing super special, the story's been told a million times, everyone in it is awful including Ewan McGregor who I love, the music was absolutely atrocious, repetitive, and obnoxious. It went nowhere fast, and yet it never took a breath either. For a movie called Haywire, it never went Haywire. It went somewhat neutral. And what was worse, after one of the characters dies, before the camera cuts away, we clearly see his stomach rise. That's right, we see him BREATHE. That's like a bad Uwe Boll moment. How do you get away with that?! This movie has an 80% on RottenTomatoes. I REALLY don't understand why. This movie isn't worth the money or the time.