Thursday, January 24, 2013

A Haunted House



0.5/5

Dear Hollywood,

LEARN HOW TO MAKE A PARODY MOVIE. Taking a bunch of lame jokes that make no sense and have no purpose and cramming them into the same camera style as a sortof popular franchise is NOT PARODY. What are the best parody movies? THEY'RE MOVIES THAT CAN STAND ON THEIR OWN. When I think of great parody movies, or at least my personal favorites, I think of Shaun of the Dead, a movie that parodies zombie movie that also stands on its own as a legitimate zombie movie. This is...disgraceful. The first scene involves hooking a dog up to jumper cables after the main characters girlfriend hits it. I don't get it...is this a stupid reference to Frankenweenie? If it's not, then why is it here? If it is....WHY WOULD YOU PUT A REFERENCE TO FRANKENWEENIE IN A MOVIE THAT SPECIFICALLY PARODIES THE PARANORMAL ACTIVITY MOVIES. It's stupid. It's not funny. It's stupid. Forget this movie.

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